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HeyYou's Photo HeyYou 16 Jan 2015

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HeyYou's Photo HeyYou 16 Jan 2015

Dumb, but fun!

Two nerds are riding along on a tandem, when suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off and starts letting air out of the tires.

The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for!?"

The first nerd says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit."

So the one in the back has had enough. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction.

Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend.

"Look mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home!!"

HeyYou's Photo HeyYou 16 Jan 2015

A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.

"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.

"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."

"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

HeyYou's Photo HeyYou 16 Jan 2015

"Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live."

 

Mark Twain

 

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Edited by HeyYou, 16 January 2015 - 01:15 .

CraigCCW's Photo CraigCCW 16 Jan 2015

Check out the funny bottle holder on this bike

 

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DJR's Photo DJR 16 Jan 2015

For everyone who ever got chased by a  nasty pooch!

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DJR's Photo DJR 16 Jan 2015

I never get lost......

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HeyYou's Photo HeyYou 16 Jan 2015

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HeyYou's Photo HeyYou 16 Jan 2015

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HeyYou's Photo HeyYou 16 Jan 2015

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Dibles's Photo Dibles 16 Jan 2015

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HeyYou's Photo HeyYou 16 Jan 2015

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HeyYou's Photo HeyYou 16 Jan 2015

Can you tell that I'm not working today?????

 

We have galeforce outside, so I'm not cycling either!


Edited by HeyYou, 16 January 2015 - 01:45 .

Lurch the stalker's Photo Lurch the stalker 17 Jan 2015

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Lurch the stalker's Photo Lurch the stalker 17 Jan 2015

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Lurch the stalker's Photo Lurch the stalker 17 Jan 2015

This one is very true for me...

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